Since it's Christmas Eve, I thought I would go ahead and give you all a gift. You may noticed that I may have strong opinions on things. "WHAT WHAT WHAT!!??" you say with shock and disbelief. Yes it is true. My two biggest items of opinionation (that's not a word), are food and music. In the spirit of my top 13 lists guaranteed to be abridged or lengthened. I give to you today's list of the 6 worst songs EVER…TODAY!
Qualifications were: 1. It obviously sucks 2. It gets stuck in my head and drives me insane. 3. Because I said so.
HERE WE GO!
1. TOTO-Rosanna-Turrible. Makes you want to gouge your eardrums out 7 hours later when you are still singing "All I want to do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes."
[youtube id="qmOLtTGvsbM" width="620" height="360"] 2. Queen of Hearts-Were we all just eating whatever the 80's radio DJ's were feeding us? And to be clear, the whole Traveling Wilburry's album was just this song redone 10 dif ways.
[youtube id="P0DK-0fIKCw" width="620" height="360"] 3. I was going to get uppity on STYX here, but damned if I didn't like every single song I listened to. Even the garbage off MR. ROBOTO. This one is especially ridiculous. In a good way.
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4. JIMMY BUFFET-Every song ever. Especially this one. [youtube id="jBsPZV14I-k" width="620" height="360"]
5. TOTO -Africa. The top 6 is littered with two TOTO songs. This one is worse than Rosanna, and actually, if someone snuck it onto your iPod and you were running, you'd have to stop and skip it. Your spirit may actually be crushed by it.
[youtube id="FTQbiNvZqaY" width="620" height="360"] This guy Breaking it down this song is awesome. I want to be him. [youtube id="d3fxkhWZbx0" width="620" height="360"]
6. STARSHIP-"We built this city"- I mean Jefferson Airplane had some groovy 60's stuff, then they became Jefferson Starship, and then just Starship. In each iteration they got crappier and crappier.
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When the time is nigh-you go to your basics and post 80's videos-
MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL!!